If you are trying to have a serious conversation over video chat with your husband at night after a long day, it's best to use childhood dolls. This distract him from the conversation but keeps his attention the whole time. Perfect for large life decisions like:
-should we have a baby?
- is it time to buy a house?
- what should we name our dog?
- what to wear to my court hearing?
- did you pick up some milk like I asked?
(And yes that is an ostrich riding on a pony. It was my last resort.)
