Showing posts with label middle class. Show all posts
Showing posts with label middle class. Show all posts

February 15, 2009

September 14, 2008

Excuse me, I have an iPhone

So my sister and I were talking the other day about the current election. we were saying how both sides want basically ownership of all the middle class votes and their incentives for getting those votes. then kyla said something profound: "you aren't middle class." my response: "yeah I am, aren't I? I thought....well I have an iPhone. So yeah, I'm middle class."

Turns out, I'm wrong. dead wrong. we in da poor class. in fact, it makes sense that I have an iPhone. We live in a shady neighborhood, yet drive nice cars. Our house is small and old, yet we have nice tv's, laptops, and ipods. And I've started wearing eyeliner on my lips to save money because eyeliner is like $1 while lipliner is like $5. So yeah, I guess whoever raises minimum wage and lowers taxes is getting my vote this year.
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