1. Why does panty hose come in un-human colors? I kept looking down all day and dialing 911 because I thought I had finally developed diabetes and my feet had died and needed to be amputated. But no, I was just wearing panty hose in the color "Putrid". I swear someone whispered "Jaundice" when I walked by today. Of course, I had also accidentally marked all on my face with a yellow highlighter, so maybe they were referring to that.
2. What's with wrapping presents? I'm so over that business. I mean it's December 15th and none of my gifts are wrapped and you know what I think? So freaking what. It's such a waste of money and valuable facebook time. I think I'm going to start wrapping my gifts in something useful, like an old blanket or paper towels. Or better yet, t-shirts. You still get the unvieling affect when you take the shirt off the present. When my family looks at my oddly, I'll just say I'm going green.
3. Nevermind.
4. Kerrville does not like my rust colored pants today. But they do like my teal windbreaker and dallas cowboys cut-off jersey.
5. And lastly, this is what my hair looks like in the morning:
Apparently my dreams are explosive. When I looked in the mirror, I checked my pillow for blood; I was for sure my brain had seeped out during the night. But alas no hole, no blood. Just a need for a long shower and a lot of detangler.
