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I'd like to send out a personal warning to anyone who bids on a certain skirt on eBay.

If you out bid me on this $10 skirt that I don't need, I WILL find you. And I WILL hunt you down and outbid you on everything that you ever bid on for the rest of your eBay life.*

DON'T. MESS. WITH. ME.

*even though i don't have the money to actually outbid you....just don't worry about the details. I"ll outbid you, even if it means bankruptcy and legal trouble. Leave my skirt alone.