Guess what I use as a bean bag? A raisin.

If you haven't seen this, watch it. It's adorable.

If you have seen this, watch it again. It's adorable.

How to Make Adult-only Mac & Cheese

First, make macaroni and cheese. But instead of juvenile macaroni use different, more sophisticated noodles. I choose cavatappi, simply because they are too big to fit into kid's tiny mouths.



Now the second part is really important to making your adult-only mac and cheese.

Add wine.



With the wine moat around your cheese castle, kids won't be able to touch it. Kids hate wine. It's a fact.

Bon Appetit.

Snack Time

I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant

To sum up my dream last night:

• I had a baby.
• It came out with a full set of teeth and I wasn't sure if I should breastfeed.
• My mom advised me NOT to breastfeed to a baby with a full set of teeth.
• I gave the baby Capn' Crunch cereal for dinner instead.
• I was concerned as how to carry the baby because no one gave me a Baby Bjorn.
• Bryan finally named the baby Sydney Angel. We got in a fight.
• I went to a barbecue.

It's weird. My subconscious doesn't remember that I don't eat meat. And that I'm not pregnant. And that I'd never name by baby Sydney. It's Kyndey, that's what I want to name my baby.

What did YOU do today?

Because I made out with my dog in Paris. That's what I did.