It's a Date

I tend to use the term "date night" a lot when talking about evenings with my husband. Perhaps more than your average wife. I would hate for anyone to get the wrong idea about us, so let me explain what constitutes a date night:

- any meal that I don't have to cook or clean up = date night

- any time we leave the house past 6 pm, no matter where we go = date night

- if the tv is on = date night

- if I am dressed in something other than sweat pants and Bryan has showered that day = date night

- if there is wine present = date night

- if someone says the words "date" "night" or "dinner" = date night  (however if the words "is it ready yet?" "what's for dinner" or the term "supper" is used, it is not a date night)

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that date night is pretty much every night. Not because we are a couple of romantics, but because we both have very low standards of fun and zero expectations. 

Yoga Class

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