bacon

I think we've eaten bacon at 85% of our meals in the past week. We had it twice today. We even bought another pound of it last night in anticipation of eating MORE BACON. I don't know what's wrong with us, but suddenly we are throwing bacon into every meal. We have even started planning our meals around bacon. Our house smells like bacon. Our clothes smell like bacon. I even saw bacon grease smudges on some papers at work today. I put a piece of mint gum in my mouth and wished it tasted like bacon. I accidently called Bryan, "Bacon" this morning as I was waking him up.

Oh my gosh. I am so ashamed.