If multi-vitamins are wrong, I don't want to be right

Today I got to work at 7:59 am. This was a monument for me. My only consistency in life is being late, and here I was 1 minute early. I had people coming around to my cubicle and ask "Why are you here?" I deflected their inqueries by saying "April Fool's". That really confuses the older ones.

Then I worked like a maniac all day long. I was knocking out tasks left and right. And then came the down fall. I told my boss I felt like I was on crack. And I forgot to say "because I"m working so hard." No, I just said "I feel like I"m on crack." And then I accidentally forgot my boss wasn't just my co-worker and I jokingly called her a bitch. I feel a random drug test coming on.

Honestly though, it wasn't crack. I just doubled up on Instant Breakfast and a multi-vitamin.