Selective Hearing

I've noticed that the longer I've been married, the more I lose my hearing. For example during a fight, my husband told me that I "needed to stop it." (obviously speaking to my drug habit) and I heard "need to adopt." As you can imagine, our fight went down a different road and we've decided to adopt.

As for my drug habit, you can't overdose on vitamin gummies. I've checked into and it's fine. I can quit any time, ok?

Why I Should Make Greeting Cards

I told a pregnant friend today:

"I can't wait until your baby comes out!!!!"

I'm positive that she teared up at my words filled with encouragement and love. Doesn't that just have that certain Hallmark ring to it? I was made for warm and thoughtful words. Made for it, I tell you.