How to Tell a Co-Worker You Don't Care What Her Daugher Did Last Night

Dear Co-Worker/ Single Mom of 1,

I. Don't. Care.

Sincerely,

Kendi

Carlos says "Hairy Christmas!"

(Look, you don't have to laugh. It's not that funny. Truth is, I was at my parents house and I had this old picture of Carlos in a Burberry scarf and I posted it with a cheesy tagline. You caught me at a weak moment. I ran out of material. I ran out of material and I couldn't write about my family because they read this blog. So, don't laugh. Really, it's okay. Merry Christmas. Seriously. Merry, not Hairy. In fact, do not have a hairy christmas. I don't even know what that means.)