What did YOU do today?

Because I made out with my dog in Paris. That's what I did.

travel

i'm flying to see my parents tomorrow and its been a while since I've flown. I got to thinking what am i allowed to pack nowadays??

i think we are on threat level orange, but does that mean i can take foundation and gum? what about a brush? are shoes still allowed?? So i logged on to TSA and took a looksy...

things i am absolutely not allowed to take on the airplane:

• ice picks
• meat cleaver
• sabers
• swords
• baseball bat
• bow and arrow
• pool cues
• ski pole
• spear gun

and of course I was planning on taking all of these. to make matters worse these were on the list as well:

• BB guns
• flares
• cattle prods
• crowbars
• billy clubs
• brass knuckles
• night sticks
• nunchucks
• throwing stars
• gas torches
• liquid bleach

So you can imagine my disappointment after I read this list. Not only was I going to prod cattle with my dad but my mom and I were going to a billy club and throwing star convention and I am not going to be able to carry any back with me on the plane.

Things I am allowed to take:

• one pair of shoes
• saltine crackers
• one sandwhich baggie of anything i can fit in there
• gameboy

Well that's a sigh of relief.