Motherhood?

Besides accidentally cursing in front of my 5 year old nephew, I've found a new reason why I'm not yet ready to be a mom. File this under Reason #437 Why I Am Not Ready to be a Mom

There was a baby outside of our house that cried for about an hour. Turns out that baby was really a cat.

From what I can tell, there are two problems with this: 1) I can't tell the difference between baby's cry and cat's cry. 2) Even when I thought it was a baby, I didn't check to see why there was a baby outside of our house.

Two strikes against mommyhood for this girl and maybe a strike against being a compassionate human being as well. Also, don't leave a baby on our porch. I'm allergic to cats, so I won't open the door.

I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant

To sum up my dream last night:

• I had a baby.
• It came out with a full set of teeth and I wasn't sure if I should breastfeed.
• My mom advised me NOT to breastfeed to a baby with a full set of teeth.
• I gave the baby Capn' Crunch cereal for dinner instead.
• I was concerned as how to carry the baby because no one gave me a Baby Bjorn.
• Bryan finally named the baby Sydney Angel. We got in a fight.
• I went to a barbecue.

It's weird. My subconscious doesn't remember that I don't eat meat. And that I'm not pregnant. And that I'd never name by baby Sydney. It's Kyndey, that's what I want to name my baby.