Today at work, a co-worker was talking to me and asked me what I was smiling about. I didn't actually know that I was smiling. Yet another awkward situation where I couldn't think of an appropriate comeback. So I said "oh this old thing?" as the smile slowly went back into it's cave.
Tell me dear audience, what is the best answer for that snide little question? (This is a multiple choice test, don't worry.)
A. Because I just pooped my pants. And it wasn't an accident.
B. I just won my 10th game of minesweeper today.
C. I forgot where I was for a moment. Thanks for bringing me back down.
D.I just finished my letter of resignation. Did you need something?