I told a pregnant friend today:
"I can't wait until your baby comes out!!!!"
I'm positive that she teared up at my words filled with encouragement and love. Doesn't that just have that certain Hallmark ring to it? I was made for warm and thoughtful words. Made for it, I tell you.
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August 16, 2011
March 7, 2009
I feel weird about my nose.
i think my nose is getting bigger. probably as i type this. bryan and i took some photos in the canyon today and i'm pretty sure my nose has grown larger in the past year. i've been noticing this lately, my obtruse nose. I'm starting to feel like I should get in touch with my jewish heritage all of a sudden. I suddenly feel like I've been missing out on yom kippur all of these years. The years of my petite nose.
Make-up kind of hides it, but only until about 2:00 pm then all my make-up wears off and my nose sticks out like a sore thumb -- or like a big nose. I knew this one girl in high school, her name was Barbie and she had a honker. I mean probably the largest nose I've ever seen. Rhinoplasty would not help this nose. A sledge hammer might, but it would take a lot of swings to knock that tree down. Anyways, not only did she have the largest nose in the world, she also had the worst sneeze. This girl would howl for about 20 seconds before she sneezed, like a warning siren. It was absolutely terrifying. Fall was the worst (she had allergies). In class, I jumped everytime she sneezed and then we'd all look back to see if her nose was still there or if she had blown it off with that nuclear bomb of a sneeze. Still there.
I wonder where is she now, with her large nose and totally ironic name. Hopefully by now someone, somewhere has told her if that nose is going to stay, that sneeze has gots to go.
Anyways, I feel weird about my nose. But I'm okay with the way I sneeze. Kendi-1, Barbie - 0.
Make-up kind of hides it, but only until about 2:00 pm then all my make-up wears off and my nose sticks out like a sore thumb -- or like a big nose. I knew this one girl in high school, her name was Barbie and she had a honker. I mean probably the largest nose I've ever seen. Rhinoplasty would not help this nose. A sledge hammer might, but it would take a lot of swings to knock that tree down. Anyways, not only did she have the largest nose in the world, she also had the worst sneeze. This girl would howl for about 20 seconds before she sneezed, like a warning siren. It was absolutely terrifying. Fall was the worst (she had allergies). In class, I jumped everytime she sneezed and then we'd all look back to see if her nose was still there or if she had blown it off with that nuclear bomb of a sneeze. Still there.
I wonder where is she now, with her large nose and totally ironic name. Hopefully by now someone, somewhere has told her if that nose is going to stay, that sneeze has gots to go.
Anyways, I feel weird about my nose. But I'm okay with the way I sneeze. Kendi-1, Barbie - 0.
March 3, 2009
Pottery Barn should pay me...
Over at my friend amanduh's site (just kidding, she doesn't really spell her name like that. i just wanted to get revenge on people with normal names) I saw this picture from pottery barn:
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POTTERY BARN STOLE MY IDEA!!!!!!!!!!
Much to my amazement I looked up from my computer and saw this in my very own living room:
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POTTERY BARN STOLE MY IDEA!!!!!!!!!!
I have yet to see royalties.
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