How to Make Adult-only Mac & Cheese

First, make macaroni and cheese. But instead of juvenile macaroni use different, more sophisticated noodles. I choose cavatappi, simply because they are too big to fit into kid's tiny mouths.



Now the second part is really important to making your adult-only mac and cheese.

Add wine.



With the wine moat around your cheese castle, kids won't be able to touch it. Kids hate wine. It's a fact.

Bon Appetit.