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Skeen in the New Year!

With 2009 right around the corner, I'm feeling the new year's resolution itch. You know most people like to make resolutions of things to do like lose weight or stop smoking or stop itching, in my case. Not Bryan and I. We like to make resolutions of things that we aren't going to do. That way we can't fail at resolutions. Take that all you fatties who get suckered into those gym memberships that you use for like one month and then you stop going. We ain't failing this year, 2009. We're not making resolutions this year, we're making a revolution.

So, 2009, here is our list of what we promise not to do this year:

1. Do drugs. (But don't ask us to give up our wine.)


2. Have a baby.


3. Steal things from our neighbors. (We've looked through their stuff -- it's not that good. )


4. Cut our hair. (That's right, amish-style.)


5. Start our own business. (Our corndog stand idea didn't work out this past year...so we're given up on our dream of a frozen banana stand. for now at least. of course you know what they say: when life gives you lemons, eat a frozen banana dipped in chocolate.)


6. Lose any weight. (Let's be honest, it's hard.)


7. Gain any weight. (and by not gaining weight, I mean baby weight)
   
8. Invest in anything. (Penny for your stocks?)


9. Have a baby.


10. Go green. (One word: we don't care enough. And this year we're going blue. Figure that one out.)

I wish you all good luck. And when you fail, you'll be thanking us for reversing this sick joke called new year's resolutions.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!