Say It Ain't So

How to Know When Your Husband Isn't Listening

When you say "How was your day?" and he answers "For sure!" He isn't listening.

 

When you ask "What do you want for dinner?" and he says "Awesome." He isn't listening.

 

When you say "Do I look fat?" and says "I don't know, maybe." He better not be listening.

 

When you say "Will you turn it down?" and he says "You saw a clown?" The tv is up too loud, give him a break he's trying.  

 

When you say "date night" amd he says "steak night?", he's just hungry for meat since you became a vegetarian.

 

When you say "I love shoes" and he says "I love you too", let it go. Sometimes listening isn't what it's cracked up to be.

 

rural spork

When we were in Seattle last week, we used the iPhone app "Urbanspoon" to help us find places to eat. Basically it gives you a choice of location, type of cuisine, and price range and then you hit the spinner and chance picks you out a restaurant. We found some amazing restaurants through this app.

Then we came back home. I wanted to see what Urbanspoon would come up with for Kerrville. This is what I got.

There's no place like home.

nuggets of wisdom

"You can only fart in a room so many times before someone realizes its you."
-- my husband on what goes around comes around