Today at work, a co-worker was talking to me and asked me what I was smiling about. I didn't actually know that I was smiling. Yet another awkward situation where I couldn't think of an appropriate comeback. So I said "oh this old thing?" as the smile slowly went back into it's cave.
Tell me dear audience, what is the best answer for that snide little question? (This is a multiple choice test, don't worry.)
A. Because I just pooped my pants. And it wasn't an accident.
B. I just won my 10th game of minesweeper today.
C. I forgot where I was for a moment. Thanks for bringing me back down.
D.I just finished my letter of resignation. Did you need something?
1 comment:
kendi--i love LOVE this blog. i have been following your fashion blog, but this one is even funnier. i've read almost all your posts, and they make me feel better about my own marriage and my own girl scout cookie addiction. and for that, i thank you.
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