we got our new puppy, ramona, on friday. not only is she a precious addition to our little family, but she also has long, hairy legs (like her mother) that carlos likes to bite. this has become a problem, as you can imagine. Last night as Carloswas preparing to chomp down on our little princess' leg, Bryan scooped him up and said "No carlos! Don't bite her legs!" I smiled and thought "you'll make a good dad someday." and then he said this: "How would you like it if i bit your legs? huh? does this feel good to you?" and then he took a bite of Carlos' leg. Carlos yelped "mercy!" and he ran off to hide in a dark corner where he called a nurse friend over for some bandages and extra-strength tylenol.
People ask why we don't have kids. I'll tell you why. Because legs don't grow back. That's why.
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