May 4, 2009

"Still No Cases of Swine Flu in Kerr County"

http://www.dailytimes.com/story.lasso?ewcd=29a7a5bdd9e81a2e

Front page of the local paper. Bryan saw this headline and asked: "Since when is no news, front page news?"

Since we've moved to a village of 23,000 people, one wal-mart and a tanning salon called "Skin Deep". That's when.

I can just imagine everyone sitting around the "newsroom", patiently by their phones, waiting to hear from the hospital of the first confirmed case of swine flu. "Man, that will be the day dreams come true around here."

2 comments:

blue moss said...

Hilarious

Anonymous said...

Haha. Try around 400 people with the closest Walmart (albeit an old one with no real grocery section) being an hour away.
Consider yourself lucky.

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