1. Sit on your couch with a remote in your hand. Blankets and husband, optional.
2. Skip dinner, go straight for dessert.
3. Wait patiently for the neighbor kid next door to come by selling those $15 tubs of cookie dough. (Isn't it that time of the year again? Well it should be.)
4. If the cookie dough kid never comes by, start raiding your fridge for anything that resembles ice cream. (Yes, old vanilla flavored coffee creamer counts.)
5. When you finally find an old carton, let it know it's place by saying "You're next, [Mint Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough] ice cream." (note: Mint Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough is my drug of choice. Any flavor is acceptable.)
6. After finishing off the ice cream at 8 pm, it's okay if you're still kind of hopeful that the cookie dough kid will come by. There's always tomorrow.
7. Watch useless shows like Full House, Toddlers and Tiaras and Friends. DO NOT watch Extreme Makeover: House Edition. You will cry uncontrollable for days, mumbling "it's just so sweet....so sweet."
8. Fall asleep, swearing you're going to work out tomorrow morning for two hours.
9. Wake up, repeat.
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