May 4, 2010

nuggets of wisdom

"You can only fart in a room so many times before someone realizes its you."
-- my husband on what goes around comes around

2 comments:

77apronstrings said...

I like to blame it on the mice in our building.

"Why does your office smell like broccoli was murdered in here?"

"That's a good question. Must be the mice."

Who's going to question such sound logic?

Dianne said...

Three-point process my brother taught me...It's because the first time you do it, everyone in the room's like numb quiet, pretends they don't smell anything. The second time, someone will start noticing and twitch their nose. Third, someone's gonna stand up and say, "okay, what did you eat for lunch?" will instantly point their fingers to you and you can't say any words to defend yourself. Haha.

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