August 22, 2011

Selective Hearing

I've noticed that the longer I've been married, the more I lose my hearing. For example during a fight, my husband told me that I "needed to stop it." (obviously speaking to my drug habit) and I heard "need to adopt." As you can imagine, our fight went down a different road and we've decided to adopt.

As for my drug habit, you can't overdose on vitamin gummies. I've checked into and it's fine. I can quit any time, ok?

27 comments:

Dee Ambrose said...

I swear you've posted about your selective hearing before. :')

Hannah said...

you've decided to adopt?!

M.R. said...

LOL- you are too funny!!

selective hearing can be a good thing!

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ag. said...

i'd love to hear where the conversation would go if you and my husband got into a fight...he often wonders why i say such obscure things before he realizes that it's his hearing that's the problem. it really makes our arguments take a different direction...and often eases any tension!

Sara B said...

Wait did you really decide to adopt?! haha. If so, yay! If not, good luck with the gummy vitamins!

www.StarHughes.com said...

Oh my gosh I love gummie vitamins! So funny!!!

Healthy and Homemade said...

Hahahaha. Awesome =)

amber said...

oh, this made me laugh out loud!!! love your humor! =]

Laura said...

i love reading this blog!

MichiganGirl said...

Hilarious !! I love your blog !!!

MichiganGirl said...

hahaha!! I love you're blog :0)

e. said...

This is the best. SO GLAD there are people out there like my husband and I.

Natalie Kielser said...

Thank the Lord!!! I finally found a funny girl who blogs! Loving this. I am officially adding you to my blog list!

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Anonymous said...

I am so happy you wrote something after your "standards" post!! I have been almost given up. Love your humor- now I should "adopt" your humor into me and my husband's stupid arguments. I tell you HE is hearing selectively!! Haha

Sarah said...

I stumbled on your blog out of nowhere and I think you are hilarious. I will follow you hence forth.

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Niken said...

just found your blog and i love reading it.you're so funny

Anonymous said...

you are hilarious! As a new wife only of 2 months ago I have LOVED your blog that I just discovered the other week from my friend who has you on her blog! love.it.all! keep writing!

sundari said...

Very cheerful colors and beautiful sareeby Rev

anne taylor said...

Kendi - this is still my favorite "hidden gem" of your Kendi Everyday world. I love it - please don't stop posting here!

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pothys said...

One of the most interesting and worth reading blog I read. pR

zaras said...

cute dress and cool colors! Love the Dress! by Theee

Austin Jean. said...

Kendi, keep posting on this blog! It's one of my favorites!
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Katherine said...

OMG I love those vitamin gummies. But sometimes I realize I've eaten like $10 worth which is gross...haha

ms.composure said...

LOL!!! great post!! loving the blog! new follower :-)

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Vale ♥ said...

As soon as I found your blog I had to follow :-) as a newlywed and as a person that loves your humour ! Kisses from Italy

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Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahaha...... this was so awesome. CUTE BLOG!!!

Amanda said...

That was good.
I was just browsing the blog-o-sphere, and you caught me off guard.
I love it.

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