Can you hear me now?

When a feeble man of 90 asks you what kind of music you are listening to these days, DO NOT answer "Oh, you know, the oldies." This is not the right statement.

Then when he says "Like 40s Big Band?" DO NOT say "No more like the 70s."

Nothing good will come out of this conversation. This will in fact cause confusion, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea and possibly death. Of course the death part was coming anyways, but that's beside the point.