April 30, 2009

11 things to be more afraid than swine flu

11. identity theft.
10. heidi and spencer.
9. tom cruise.
8. the end of the world.
7. the bear flu
6. airport security
5. guns
4. snakes on a plane
3. house fires
2. Sarah Palin running again in 2012
1. an actual swine attacking you

there you have it. don't be scared -- but do wash your hands and cover your mouth when you sneeze.

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