goo-goo ga-ga, i'm 49 years old.

There is this lady at my office that talks to me like a baby. Seriously. On Friday, she told me to "hab a goo weekennnnn..." which she dragged out until I was half way out the door. Then she threw a sippy cup at my head. So, like any 24-year old woman baby, I projectile vomited on her car. Good thing I was wearing a bibb.