April 20, 2009

note to self: monday, april 20th

morning sickness + nausea + cramps + mood swings can only mean one thing:

McDonald's twice in one day is not a good thing.

also, accidentally wearing a semi short dress on the day you meet all of the regional managers in a presentation that involves you having to stand up is not a good decision. wearing a slim pants suit with a tight bun and some flats from The Neutralizer is.

also, if you work for a jewelry company, you should wear some.

also, especially when seeing the CEO.

also, if he does in fact notice you are not wearing any from his company, and inquires about the necklace you are currently wearing, do not go into a 5 minute diatribe about you accidentally stole this from a store you worked at 5 years ago. and you don't normally wear jewelry but...

also, if this happens again, go ahead and fire yourself.

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