two things:
1. i hate it when we run into someone that knows my husband and they say "oh my gosh, it's nice to meet you! we hear you are really funny..." and then everyone turns and looks at me, waiting for me to say a real zinger. and it never fails -- I will stand there with my mouth wide open and not say a word. if i do say something it will be along the lines of "oh, really?" like i've never met this supposedly funny person you mention and then i blink twice, just to make things real awkward. this is when bryan gets nervous and says "oh, she's just shy. but reallly funny." and then ends it with a big, nervous laugh. everyone else laughs as well, because that's what people do in a big group with a lot of silence and little did those people know that i just made them laugh. success. without even saying a word. now that is funny.
2. if my ovaries could talk right now this is what they would say: "WE DECLARE WAR! REMEMBER THE ALAMO! NO PAIN, NO GAIN! SEEK AND DESTROY!!!" Let's just say, if my ovaries drove an old pick up truck, they would definetly have a decal on the back window that said "Ain't Skeered" and a sawed-off shot gun sitting in the front seat and they would be driving to play laser tag for the next 4 days straight while listening to Metallica. Hey, we've all got a little white trash in us somewhere. Mine just happens to be there.
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