on sunday morning, we woke up and I put on my white tank top, faded blue jeans and flip-flops, went to wal-mart, cashed in our lottery ticket winnings, grabbed breakfast at the great food institution of McDonalds and then loaded up and headed out to fiesta texas theme park -- the land of turkey legs, roller coasters, $15 colas and a water park. we then we finished off the day with barbeque and pepsi. now if that doesn't say America the beautiful, i don't know what does. (you're right -- we needed fireworks, a barefoot baby and a keg. maybe next weekend?)
side note -- theme parks do not make me feel young again. in fact, i feel old -- very, very old. today my body feels like i painted a 3-story house while drinking beer all day in the heat and then I went into a boxing ring with a cage fighter, while still sipping on a hot beer.
side note II -- things i found at fiesta texas:
1. nail clippers
2. a used band-aid floating in the wave pool
3. unabashedly uncovered love handles
4. a toddler snacking on a turkey leg, that oddly enough was the size of his own leg
(please note -- I did not physically take these items. they are merely images burned in my head)
happy mondays,
k
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