And on the 8th day, God created Wikipedia.

Someone quizzed me on the books of the old testament today at work. Thankfully, with the power of Moses, I passed. Another co-worker offered up that if I didn't know them, the website Wikipedia is a great place to reference the Bible. I agreed -- the website that allows anyone to add or edit the content published is the perfect place for me to base my life and beliefs upon. Did you know that Jesus was a jewish banker? That Frank N. Sense and Murr were real people? The Jeremiah was a bullfrog?

Yeah, me neither. It turns out, after researching the internet for the truth, so many things I've learned about the Bible are wrong. Thank the Lord for Al Gore, the creator of the internet, or else how would I have ever seen the light?