November 10, 2010

Life is not a competition.

The best part of living in a retirement community is that I am the fastest one on the walking trail. I speed by the canes and the tennis-ball footed walkers and I don't even break a sweat. Until lap two, I break a sweat on lap two.

Life is not a competition. But if it was, I would totally win at walking. Probably not in my age group, but in the 70+ age group I would be a champion.

13 comments:

Tara B. said...

Hahaha...so wrong, so funny ^^

ilana said...

I love your blogs. I read both of them. Thanks for doing what you do!

erin m. said...

bahaha. genius!

Unknown said...

You are so awesome, i just found this blog ( i read your other one too) and i am now going back to the beginning and reading them all.

Thanks for the many laughs!

Colleen said...

didn't know you lived in a retirement community.

Anonymous said...

Last month I found myself gloating when I beat my 5 year old niece at Candy Land - it wasn't a good side of me....

http://greetingsfromseattlewa.blogspot.com/

Autumn @ Autumn All Along said...

Haha, I can kind of relate in that I work in elementary schools.

However, I usually let them win.

Brittany said...

i also did not know you live in a retirement community, haha! great stuff

Penelope Art & Design said...

i just discovered your blogs yesterday and i have to say...you crack my life up!

Kendi Lea said...

UM yeah we live in a retirement community. When we go to dinner, we are the youngest ones in the place. Its like night of the living dead. I'm not kidding.

morgan said...

hah so funny. thank you for this. it's been a long day.

Lorenia said...

Your posts make me die laughing. Not only are you hilarious, but I totally relate as an only-been-married-a-couple-years and currently-living-in-a-town-full-of-retirees. :)

Anna said...

This is fantastic! hahahaha

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