I just WebMD'd myself and found out I have either:
Gastreonitieristist
Ascaris worms
Panic attack
Cancer
Things aren't looking good for me. Thank goodness for an online doctor. I wonder where Dr. Web went to med school. Anyways, it doesn't matter any doctor that doesn't put me on a scale fully dressed and add 10 lbs to whatever number shows up is alright with me.
And since Dr. Web gave me multiple choices for my diagnosis, I figure that I get to pick my illness. I'll go with panic attack, since cancer seems drastic for a stomach ache and God knows I don't want to get ascaris worms again.
No comments:
Post a Comment